my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
omfg i read your url before i read the second thing so i read it as holy nipples i have a brain tumor
(via amiayetiyet)
eyebrows can get really bushy but they never get really long like why don’t they grow over your eyes like curtains why do we even have eyebrows actually
(via broadwaykitten)
i may have no friends or social life but at least im not into this “homestuck” business
It’s funny that Augustus’ last name is Waters because that’s what my eyes do whenever I think about him.
It’s also funny because Hazel is drowning from the water in her lungs so in a way her boyfriend is killing her
(via amiayetiyet)
| Me: | *sees book store* *looks to friend* *shuffles towards bookstore* |
| Friend: | no. |
once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’
then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’
(Source: aprilfuckingdwyer, via broadwaykitten)
oh hi peter
awww you are a cutie
… peter?
PETER STAHP
PETER WHAT ARE U DOING
BUT PETER YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO GROW UP
BUT PETER
no fuck it i’m done
-Passes out and dies
(Source: itsafangirlsthing, via broadwaykitten)
